Little Known Fact #123

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 04/11/2014 at 20:28 • Filed to: little known facts

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The Ferrari Testarossa was originally named the Ferrari Fuococavallo.

jkm7680 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/11/2014 at 20:30

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I was under the impression that it was originally called the Ferrari Testiclerossa. Hmmm

AthomSfere > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/11/2014 at 20:30

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That's what I wanted to name my kids. That or 1.618033

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > AthomSfere 04/11/2014 at 20:34

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Fuococavallo? Are they gingers?

AthomSfere > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/11/2014 at 20:37

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Nope, but it would protect them from telemarketers,

"Um yes, I am wanting speak to Fu, fu-ah, fuachhi, tuaca.. fuchillo is there?"

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > AthomSfere 04/11/2014 at 20:38

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I have damn hard to pronounce last name for most people, nothing deters telemarketers.

PS9 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/11/2014 at 20:40

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Should have been the Ferrari Vaffanculo

The Transporter > AthomSfere 04/11/2014 at 20:43

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All of my children will be named after famous irrational and imaginary numbers.

AthomSfere > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/11/2014 at 20:43

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Yes, but it makes them easy to identify before its too late!

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/11/2014 at 20:43

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I have a sort-of-but-not-really-actually-not-very-at-all hard to pronounce last name, so they call me by my first name a lot.

If your first name is hard to pronounce, they'll call you "Mr./Mrs./Ms. [insert last name here]".

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PS9 04/11/2014 at 20:45

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No, that was the Mondail

AthomSfere > The Transporter 04/11/2014 at 20:46

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Its a good policy, but the first male as "The Transporter 2.0" wouldn't be bad either.

The Transporter > AthomSfere 04/11/2014 at 20:51

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No, he will be called "Transporter version 2.7182818284590452353602874713527..."

AthomSfere > The Transporter 04/11/2014 at 20:57

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The "e" Transporter 2.7182818284590452353602874713527...?

That was e, right? Calc fuzzy... Distant memory that was eagerly brain dumped.

PS9 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/11/2014 at 20:59

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Ferrari Cazzo
Ferrari Cazzo Nel Culo
Ferrari Succo De Uomo
Ferrari Figa Mangiare
Ferrari Amante Cocaina

...and finally for the F70, the Ferrari Pompino Finale

Man, what a missed opportunity this was. It's not like anyone outside of italy would have known the truth...

The Transporter > AthomSfere 04/11/2014 at 21:02

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I'll just call him (1 + 1/n) n for short.

AthomSfere > The Transporter 04/11/2014 at 21:14

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I have run out of witty responses. Other than potty humor.

"Geez, (1 + 1/n)n did you have corn last night? I see the log(corn) wasn't flushed!"